The meaning of ''Cibai''

Based on CIBAIKIA ADVANCED DICTIONARY 2008 NO-COVER COVER EDITION.
Editted By: Dewan Bahasa Cibaikia08


CIBAI = The part in between and centre the women’s upper thigh right below the belly area and usually covered by the lump of hair unless shaved one.Simply vagina,an opening of tube at a 45-degree angle of the back,especially important in serving as birth canal,facilitaion of sexual intercourse and to receive penis (Lanjiao,Cock,Tongkat..anymore,you name it)during copulation.


This subject is usually pronounce in full sentence
Very common greeting used in addition of uncertain condition,respectively


Eg : TIU LEI LOUMO GEH CHAU CIBAI LAH

Translation:

TIU = The action of fucking or TO FUCK
LEI = Humbly you/Yours
LOUMO = Humble synonyms to mother,mom or laobu
GEH = belongs, belonging, e.g: This CD is yours?(Li ge CD hai lei geh ar?)
CHAU = tHE Stench or odour produced from rotten objects or organisms,simply SMELLY la.
CIBAI = As above mentioned.
LAH = A slang to better emphasis the meaning of the sentence,simply only available among unique Malaysian traditional pasar dialect.

But over years of regular applications and racial influences,the word had evolved beyond unique racial,religion and language barriers in MALAYSIA AND SINGAPORE,SOME SAY WORLDWIDE.
But due to the catastrophic and sensitive nature of the word,we rarely converse using it but during certain business with governments and stupid racists,this word comes handy.
Dont believe me,ask Ah Beng.

''THE Chaucibai WORD IS BEST USED ON THE STUPID POLITICIANS AND COMMONLY USED BY PEOPLE BEING BULLIED BY THE FOUL GOVERNMENT ADMINISTRATION such as TMNUTS,STREAMYX.''

,added by Cibaikia Most respective editor,CibaiNick.


Here is some Case Study.

Case Study 1.1
The stupid streamyx operator was scolded gao gao by nick.
Operator Streamyx yang bangang itu kena Nick tiu dia gao gao.

Translated answer with addition of cibai:
Streamyx goh sei chun cibai operator bei ah nick tiu chat gao gao.(the addition of cibai may seem trivia but it flavored the detail during the real condition)



Case Study 1.2 (contributed by a good samaritan)
The politician is waving his ancient small small knife.
Ahli politik itu sedang feng feng fung parang kicik dia.


Translated answer with addition of cibai:
FENG LEI FENG HUI CHAU CIBAI GIN GUO KUAN DOU MEI ?
SWING HERE SWING THERE Have u seen the GUAN DOU Sword before you uneducated cibai moron.(AGAIN,The addition of cibai in this case is telling us how to converse when you dealing with moron politicians from friendly camp as such BN,directly and sincerely.)



Case Study 1.3
The Government department is sleeping and never processes your visa/licence/passport/tax file/Water/electricity.
Departments kerajaan tidak cekap menguruskan hal-hal visa/lisen/pasport/cukai/air/karen.


Translated answer with addition of cibai:
*This is a very special case,different views had been collected.
-Macibai bei gao qin jor dou man do chat gam( macibai,paid money already oso slow like asshole)
-Chaucibai kui gong hui ling yat gor department wor,chaucibai lan dou chat gam.(Chaucibai they said this case go another department,chaucibai lazy gov.The double uses of cibai make the sentence filled with specific anger and insatisfactory of major Malaysians deal daily.)
-Persoanlly,i simply hurl a cocktail of well known vulgar words,and they would reply me fast.AGREED BY 70% MALAYSIANS.

There are other versions of uses of cibai in very friendly yet unfriendly way,along with other words such as SOHAI,CAUHAI,LUNHAI,AND all sorts of bai and hai.

Lets say,dinner time.

Eg:''Oii,Nick stop sohai-ing,lei you sek mat chat o?'',me.
''Cibai you,tabao for me la,tfk ng tak han la..oooooouuu..''..replied Nick.

Translation: ''Oii,nick what you want for dinner'.me
''Cibai you,buy for me la.im masturbating,very busy la...oooouuuu(the euphoria in his fucking brain made these sound sprouts)'',nick said.

Lets say,watching debate of petrol.

Eg: ''Dim gai strawberry goh hou gam dor hou sui geh,hou wai.''.nick said.
''Kui hou chi sohai,gong mai de cibai yer..fan hui fun lar!!'',me replied.

Translation: ''Why strawberry's(Shabery) mouth is foaming with saliva,so gross''.nick said.
''He looks like sohai(refer to www.ahyap.com),talking those cibai stuff(in this case cibai stuff referring to pointless talk.)Go back sleep lar!!'',me replied.


Lets say,meeting new friends in party.

Eg,''jiok hong sam gor sei sohai zau hai JJ la'',Nick telling Wei Zin.
''Mou jiok sam gor cibaikia zau hai Nick lo'',me telling Kar Fai.

Translation: ''The sohai wearing red shirt is JJ la'',Nick telling his dreamgirl WeiZin.
''The cibaikia who dont even wear anything one is nick lo'',me telling Kar Fai.
In this case,''sohai'' and ''cibaikia'' are having similar meaning to referance of very very close but yet gayish friends like me and CibaiNick.hahaha...


Cibai always down to second when speaking of rating of highest appealing and regularity,and publicity and popularity compare to SOHAI,though both possessing similar historical lifespan and origins.
But in cibaikia,we promotes the maximum usage of any words in daily to simultanously sharpen our mouthful skill as the editor and chairman of cibaikia blog.
So whenever,you meet your friend,you should try to add ''sohai''and ''cibai'' jika tidak keberatan.Why not?

Right,Sohai?Right,Cibaikia?

How i was born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:









You got Male!





Certainly these TWO arent my parents!!zzzz...

Office memo 2.0

Dear STAFF,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a CAMRY/CIVIC, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

ANNUAL LEAVE:
Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year - They are called Sundays.

LUNCH BREAK:
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

TOILET USE :
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.

a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.

b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.

c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

SURGERY:
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.

- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

INTERNET USAGE :
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary.

- Important Note: Charges applicable as S$2.00 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Best regards,
Cibaikia
Due to petrol hike and unstable political environment in Local

Human Resource Memo

To all Employees:

Effective TODAY

Dress Code

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and
carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a pay raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.


Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


Holidays

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.


Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.

In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon.
We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.


Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders'category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Most mcb Racist homo-sapien on Earth!!!!

Im not so sure where this bastard came from,But certainly he is even more racism than my racism idol,Khairy Jammaluddin(dunno how to spell).


This is “wancitcat” @ the motherfucker, let me introduce you to this motherfucker, who posted this on ewadah.com - a forum on “interfaith discourse on Islam and its dillemma”. This motherfucker posted this on Apr 26, and the replies there is 13 pages , up to today. There he compared chinese to jews, he says that chinese are alike to jews which are a hypocrite race which tends to be opportunistic and w are all “makjuj” and “yakjuj” kind of race. Yakjuj and Makjuj are the two races mentioned in the Quran which are a bloodthirsty tribe which will destroy earth when doom day is here.

I was reading on www.kukujiao.com,and im so thrilled and grilled.
My head was on fire, my thoughts run wild on most bizarre torture i could think of on such sinful human.Spreading plagues with text in the name of Islam and God, for godsake never involve religion.Im begging.

Fun facts about the format of STPM over years

I was a STPM student,but i didnt did very well..Ask NicholasLim,he knows well.
Certain factors made this failure of mine a very good example for those eager to sit for STPM,
magic word is ''THINK TWICE AND WISE'' .I never said its bad,but if you have better and simpler choice,dont hesitate to go for it.
I feel very pity for those who done well (cgpa3.5-4.0) who failed to secure none of eight choices the deem for.But today im talking about something else even more dulan,mere funny.

Fun facts i found from somewhere..I dunno where..it goes..

How do you explain the fact that 87% of the students passed the examinations of the Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM) recently? When during your grandfather’s time only 10% would have passed? Are students getting smarter? Or are STPM questions getting easier? Let me put things in their proper perspective.

During your grandfather’s time, they would ask exam questions like:
In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdomof Melaka?

The correct answer was “1402″, and they found that only 10% of the students managed to answer the question correctly. This didn’t go down too well with the authorities, because the objective of the exams was to
pass people.

I mean, what’s the point of having exams if people fail?

So later, they found another way to ask the same question:
Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year:
(a) 2001
(b) 2004
(c) 1986
(d) 1975
(e) 1402
Tick the correct answer.

The results were better in that 20% of the students passed. But it was still not good enough, so the authorities tried a different tactic a few years later.

Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year1402.
true or false?

Well, half of the students guessed “True” and the other half guessed “False”. Fully 50% passed. The results were getting pretty acceptable by now.

Most other countries would be satisfied with a 50% passing rate, but not us. We are a better country, because we are a boleh country the authorities then cracked their heads and then came out with this one:

Read the following sentence carefully.
“Parameswara, the cousin of Proton-Iswara, founded the kingdom of Melaka in the year 1402″.
Underline the name of the person who founded Melaka.

60% underlined “Parameswara”, 30% underlined “Proton-Iswara” and 10% underlined “1402″. Hooiyoh……60% managed to pass! So krever!

But for some reason, the authorities were still not contented. So last year, they came out with this gem:

One day in the year 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Melaka. Then he went home to have dinner. What did he eat? 13% handed in blank answers, 57% wrote “Maggi Mee”, and 10% wrote “Kentucky Fried Chicken”, and 20% wrote “Tree bark”.

The official answer was “Food” of course!

After the marking was over, it was found that 87% of the students had passed. 87%….. now that’s pretty impressive! So it’s true. The students are indeed getting smarter.

After i ran through it,i gave it a thought.Well, thumbs up to the writer!!!
Passing rates do not resembles the real statistic,passing is simply boleh boleh saja..

And a sweet girl called Swee Ying replied:

Hi….yy asked me to read this article..
I wouldn’t fully agree wat is mentioned in your article..
May be for SPM level, the exam is held just to pass the students..I am saying this because a very weak student who scored less than 10 marks in her trial for add maths can pass in SPM!!!Really a miracle!!!!On the other hand, it seems like the number of candidate with straight As nowadays keep on increasing…Not only the top students can get full As, nowadays, most of the students who drop in the upper average class also will have the chances to get straight As….It’s so common to get straight As in SPM…..BUT…..Getting straight As in SPM doesn’t secure u to get another straight As in STPM!!!!STPM is diifferent….When u want to compare 2 students with 10 As in SPM, one of the ways is to see how well they perform in their STPM….

I wouldn’t deny that the standard of STPM is also dropping, but i m quite sure that MPM(an individual organisation which control STPM) is still mantaining the standard of STPM….Some say STPM is even harder than A levels!!!! The syllabus is so wide, the exam questions are so tricky…U really have to work hard to get a good result….Further more, the result shows the grade for every paper…For example, getting an A in paper 1, and A- in both paper 2 and 3,will cause u to get a B+ in overall…It’s not easy to get an A!! I salute those who score As in every paper….

Finally, the most important point coming in…The title of the article is ‘the objective of STPM is to pass people?’….Try to think logically, why form 6 n STPM exist in out country?? Form 6 is actually one of the Malaysian style ‘Pre-U’ course(another one is Matriculation which open to 10% of non bumi)…To enter a public uni in our country, we have to complete either one of the Pre-U courses…The uni will select students depending on their results…Listen, it’s not just to pass STPM and u r qualified for the courses u applied for…U have to compete with the others who holding CGPA same or higher than u….It may be possible for one who get all pass in STPM but can’t even get a place in uni….

Last year, there were 700 hundred over people get CGPA 4.0 in STPM..But this year only 300 hundred over candidates who get 4.0…It nearly reduce by 50%….

MPM controls the percentage of pass in every subject….The statistic shown in newspaper every year doesn’t show how clever or how stupid the students are… The result depends on the ’stupidity graph’ of all the candidates of the year…The weaker are the students, the lower the passing mark so that the percentage of pass will not fluctuate..This is just to make the statistic ‘nicer’….It wont affect the intake of each uni, as they always choose the best, not those who just pass the exam……

Hope u’ll agree…..

I think all of us agree.Why meritocracy is still a floating dream and concept after so many years of concerns?
Why should Brilliant Malaysians(I mean Chinese and Indians)have to suffer beneath oppression of those do not seek true progress and development?WHy brain drain never be Singapore's prime concern?Why Malaysia so 'lousy',so cham??
I bet every each of us knew the answers,since the day we born.

Spontaneous combustion: Malaysia burned up!!

Following few big matters detonated in less than few days in July.2008,i couldnt convince myself more that this is the most fascinating,heart tremoring year since the day i born.
The primiere is grandeur comparing even to of the releases of 'TheIncredibleHulk',my eyes blinks faster than my heart could generates in every minutes these days,almost experience severe trauma while reading news..whuush,Enough with plain talk,alright lets run through these three matters.
-Most Anticipated Fuel Debate: anwar vs strawberry
-Unreasonable roadblock for no reason: syed hamid the dummy minister
-He being framed on sodomising again..again?
-Petrol price hike!!macibai!!
-Blah blah blah..too much on the list

Anyway,i only wanna make my stand on the most recent debate.The others i dont care anyway and anymore.Macibai!!



~Fuel Debate:Hari ini membentuk kerajaan, esok turun harga minyak"


By : 'Dato seri Anwar vs Dato Strawberry~



Right on 9pm,im steady in front of my samsung screen,sitting in front of Tv has never been so thrilling eversince premiere of Starwars six-logy!!

The debate start off solid with PKR advisor Anwar right into his point of judge,promising promising the rakyat that the PR would decrease fuel price by 50 cents per L if they rule the country. He would also squeeze additional funds from the subsidies the IPPs enjoy from gas usage for power generation, claiming that TNB has an over capacity of power generation. ,and no time wasted.He delivered eloquently and attracted the attention of the audience, particularly his supporters, with his rhetoric, the formula he presented was successfully rebutted by his opponentat first, Datuk Ahmad Strawbery Cheek, who is the Information Minister claiming PR using the populist stand (why did PR change their subsidy amount? before the debate, they claimed that they're able to reduce it back to RM1.92, now it's RM2.20). When money is allocated for subsidies, the market is distorted and we deprive allocation for other essentials.

But as hulk grow invincible with anger fully maximized,he spoke even steadier with more facts attached.
Strawberry was grilled, in my eyes he is not in the same league as Anwar. There were clappings for Strawberry though but in my very frank opinion, this clearly indicated from what monkey school these people were from.What kind of people claps when you knew you being exploited by the very same political figure you ''idolized''?idiots?monkeys?or bigfoots? maybe neither,maybe either..

Anwar was only in his first gear, Strawberry just does not match the qualities of a MP, if with his knowledge and way of conversing and debating, I think I can be a better MP than him. Stuttering most of the time speak with mouthful of saliva, he failed miserably to stick to the topic, prefer personal attack. Gosh, he lost the debate even in the first round already.And i squeezed up my drink already,time to refill my juice..

The comparison of other oil exporting countries and its income per capita and inflation rates were also discussed briefly. Anwar argued that too many bail outs by the Government occurred that had siphoned off the royalty money and dividends paid by Petronas to the Government (wasn't he Finance Minister involved in several bail outs himself?).

At this juncture, both diverted from fuel debate and talked about demonstrations, and other non-issues. Both did not answer the questions, i.e. when asked about the Tabung Warisan, Anwar talked about governance, transparency and the need to curb corruption. Shabery blamed DSAI for being part of the problem when he was TPM and FM. Shabery claimed that the debate is proof that the government today is more open, not in comparison to the government when DSAI was TPM (is Shabery also indirectly blaming TDM? Perhaps people weren't so keen of debates back then, that was before the youtube and facebook generation). Shabery also claimed that the greatness of Petronas is proof of the greatness of UMNO and the BN government (I dont think this would run well with TSH).

Petronas is great because they have oil and petrol,national cars also great because we were forced to fund it with our tears and blood,and UMNO is great because they are a gigantic corporation filled with fleshy maggots that feed on peoples' resources.Im great because im patient enough to watch their face for hour and half,so what?Am i getting attention here that my wallet already has few holes in it,and these bastard still arguing who is better to run this nation..damn,whose side am i onto?im delusioned.



I think strawberry was the wrong vessel to interpret the message from government since he stated contradicting facts...Lets review his points,

1) Shabery compared Malaysia to Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, yet he mentions that please don’t compare Malaysia to those countries.

2) He said that we are not even the top 20 oil producing countries, yet he mentions that we are one of the top oil producers.


STUPID CIBAIKIA!!!


Bite your own tongue!!!



In the end, Anwar won hands down, but so what? Government will still use all its machineries to nail him down. As expected he is currently arrested. Like I said, what will happen to Strawberry now? Will the fella really resign? No, with this governence, we will not see anything, we will not see change or whatever. Those BN punks are so arrogant. All BN did does not make any human sense at all. Flip-flopping seems to be the trend. Police, A-G, media all pro-BN, what are left for us to do next?

(Strawberry claimed he is the vessel to deliver government message thought this debate,he aint stupid enough to step down,anyway its not that they gonna truly run survey to decide the real champ!!Enough with his saliva,its gross..euuuuuu..)

We do not need some crap debate to tell us what is real and what is delusion!
Stop protecting the cibai Proton and Perodua,Compete in real economic chessplay!
Stop feeding the CIBAI cronies with peoples' wealth!!
Stop missusing federal laws and forces to oppress people!!
Stop c4-ing human rights!!
Stop telling lies!!
Stop giggling as if its the features on MPs!!
Stop that drownzy prime minister from sleeping!!erm,its ok.let him sleep,ait he gonna bend things right anyway.


Do the government really want to test the People's Power? And my concern here is, does everyone have the same courage & same faith as me?

ENOUGH IS REALLY ENOUGH!!!Macibai!!!!!

The cibai starter : Grand opening

Cibaikia blospot,where cibaians parliaentary members gathered and keep jackassing nations hottest laughthers and topics..
A little mind blowing starter for today cibai menu.

''A short poem dedicated to PAk Lah since he couldnt attend this grand opening of Cibaikia blogspot''-

Pak Lah pelopor Islam Hadhari
Tak lama lagi dapat seorang isteri
Tukang penyedap tiang seri
Combi-combi frust gigit jari

Terlepas jadi isteri Perdana Menteri
Pak Lah pilih adik-ipar bekas isteri
Semua dah berkenan kata Khairi
Spokesperson untuk Kamal dan Nori
Auntie Jeanne tidak asing bagi kami

Majlis akad nikah is for family only
If you are not invited very sorry
Just a simple akadnikah ceremony
Pak Lah don wan any dowry
If you are sending gift send them to me

I will donate to all charity body
But expensive gift can close one eye only
Expensive gift is like Porsche or Ferrari
Rolex, Patek Phillipe, Omega or Bvlgari
Small gift like Selangor Pewter or Crabtree
Ucapan tahniah boleh taruh Utusan and NST
Since UMNO owned both company

Kenapa I pilih nak kahwin lagi
Itu satu soalan peribadi
Anyway masih banyak ruang di hati
Tapi I tak kahwin lebih dua isteri
Itu you all dont worry
I bukan miang keladi
I just need a company
Since I am very lonely
And you know I am old already
Who want to take care of me
Anyway lama dah ni
You know lah mana tahan lagi

Don't offer me any Tongkat Ali
I will go slow and steady
Honeymoon of course luar negeri
Tak main lah Pangkor or Langkawi

Naik I punya jet peribadi
Nak main aci lot with my new isteri
Itu Menteri Budaya dia sudah perli
Dia kata I akan lebih bertenaga lagi
Nanti I pecat dia jadi Hantu punya menteri
Okay lah joke only
Nothing to do yang hidup atau yang mati.


2.Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Samy: "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......


3.

pakar bedah joke
Lima pakar bedah sedang berbincang siapakah yang boleh menjadi pesakit mereka yang terbaik untuk mereka laksanakan pembedahan.

Pakar bedah pertama berkata, "Saya suka melihat seorang akauntan di atas meja pembedahan saya, sebab apabila anda membukanya, segalanya di dalam diri mereka adalah dinomborkan."

Pakar bedah kedua menjawab, "Ya itu mungkin betul, tapi awak patut mencuba juru-elektrik, segalanya dalam kod berwarna."

Pakar bedah ketiga menyambut, "Ohh... tidak!. Saya betul-betul meraskan bahawa pustakawan adalah yang terbaik, segalanya dalam susunan abjad."

Pakar bedah keempat pula bersuara, "Kamu semua tahu, saya sukakan pekerja binaan, mereka selalu mengetahui bila anda tertinggal barangan tertentu dalam diri mereka dan bilakah sesuatu kerja mengambil masa lebih lama daripada yang dijanjikan."

Tetapi pakar bedah kelima membuatkan mereka semua terdiam apabila beliau berkata, "Kamu semua silap, ahli politik adalah yang termudah untuk dibedah. Mereka tiada berhati perut, tiada perasaan, dan isi kepala mereka sentiasa boleh diubah-ubah."


4.IT sucject not relevant to be taught in Bahasa Melayu

Why Dr. Mahathir insists on using English for math and science. Because globally people use the language as information and/or technology language at this moment. How dangerous it is if we were to use these words in Bahasa, especially in schools. See example below.

hardware = barangkeras
software = baranglembut
joystick = batang gembira
plug and play = cucuk dan main
port = lubang
server = pelayan
client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH :
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client."

BAHASA :
"Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan."