Based on CIBAIKIA ADVANCED DICTIONARY 2008 NO-COVER COVER EDITION.
Editted By: Dewan Bahasa Cibaikia08
CIBAI = The part in between and centre the women’s upper thigh right below the belly area and usually covered by the lump of hair unless shaved one.Simply vagina,an opening of tube at a 45-degree angle of the back,especially important in serving as birth canal,facilitaion of sexual intercourse and to receive penis (Lanjiao,Cock,Tongkat..anymore,you name it)during copulation.
This subject is usually pronounce in full sentence
Very common greeting used in addition of uncertain condition,respectively
Eg : TIU LEI LOUMO GEH CHAU CIBAI LAH
Translation:
TIU = The action of fucking or TO FUCK
LEI = Humbly you/Yours
LOUMO = Humble synonyms to mother,mom or laobu
GEH = belongs, belonging, e.g: This CD is yours?(Li ge CD hai lei geh ar?)
CHAU = tHE Stench or odour produced from rotten objects or organisms,simply SMELLY la.
CIBAI = As above mentioned.
LAH = A slang to better emphasis the meaning of the sentence,simply only available among unique Malaysian traditional pasar dialect.
But over years of regular applications and racial influences,the word had evolved beyond unique racial,religion and language barriers in MALAYSIA AND SINGAPORE,SOME SAY WORLDWIDE.
But due to the catastrophic and sensitive nature of the word,we rarely converse using it but during certain business with governments and stupid racists,this word comes handy.
Dont believe me,ask Ah Beng.
''THE Chaucibai WORD IS BEST USED ON THE STUPID POLITICIANS AND COMMONLY USED BY PEOPLE BEING BULLIED BY THE FOUL GOVERNMENT ADMINISTRATION such as TMNUTS,STREAMYX.'',added by Cibaikia Most respective editor,CibaiNick.
Here is some Case Study.
Case Study 1.1
The stupid streamyx operator was scolded gao gao by nick.
Operator Streamyx yang bangang itu kena Nick tiu dia gao gao.
Translated answer with addition of cibai:
Streamyx goh sei chun cibai operator bei ah nick tiu chat gao gao.(the addition of cibai may seem trivia but it flavored the detail during the real condition)
Case Study 1.2 (contributed by a good samaritan)
The politician is waving his ancient small small knife.
Ahli politik itu sedang feng feng fung parang kicik dia.
Translated answer with addition of cibai:
FENG LEI FENG HUI CHAU CIBAI GIN GUO KUAN DOU MEI ?
SWING HERE SWING THERE Have u seen the GUAN DOU Sword before you uneducated cibai moron.(AGAIN,The addition of cibai in this case is telling us how to converse when you dealing with moron politicians from friendly camp as such BN,directly and sincerely.)
Case Study 1.3
The Government department is sleeping and never processes your visa/licence/passport/tax file/Water/electricity.
Departments kerajaan tidak cekap menguruskan hal-hal visa/lisen/pasport/cukai/air/karen.
Translated answer with addition of cibai:
*This is a very special case,different views had been collected.
-Macibai bei gao qin jor dou man do chat gam( macibai,paid money already oso slow like asshole)
-Chaucibai kui gong hui ling yat gor department wor,chaucibai lan dou chat gam.(Chaucibai they said this case go another department,chaucibai lazy gov.The double uses of cibai make the sentence filled with specific anger and insatisfactory of major Malaysians deal daily.)
-Persoanlly,i simply hurl a cocktail of well known vulgar words,and they would reply me fast.AGREED BY 70% MALAYSIANS.
There are other versions of uses of cibai in very friendly yet unfriendly way,along with other words such as SOHAI,CAUHAI,LUNHAI,AND all sorts of bai and hai.
Lets say,dinner time.
Eg:''Oii,Nick stop sohai-ing,lei you sek mat chat o?'',me.
''Cibai you,tabao for me la,tfk ng tak han la..oooooouuu..''..replied Nick.
Translation: ''Oii,nick what you want for dinner'.me
''Cibai you,buy for me la.im masturbating,very busy la...oooouuuu(the euphoria in his fucking brain made these sound sprouts)'',nick said.
Lets say,watching debate of petrol.
Eg: ''Dim gai strawberry goh hou gam dor hou sui geh,hou wai.''.nick said.
''Kui hou chi sohai,gong mai de cibai yer..fan hui fun lar!!'',me replied.
Translation: ''Why strawberry's(Shabery) mouth is foaming with saliva,so gross''.nick said.
''He looks like sohai(refer to www.ahyap.com),talking those cibai stuff(in this case cibai stuff referring to pointless talk.)Go back sleep lar!!'',me replied.
Lets say,meeting new friends in party.
Eg,''jiok hong sam gor sei sohai zau hai JJ la'',Nick telling Wei Zin.
''Mou jiok sam gor cibaikia zau hai Nick lo'',me telling Kar Fai.
Translation: ''The sohai wearing red shirt is JJ la'',Nick telling his dreamgirl WeiZin.
''The cibaikia who dont even wear anything one is nick lo'',me telling Kar Fai.
In this case,''sohai'' and ''cibaikia'' are having similar meaning to referance of very very close but yet gayish friends like me and CibaiNick.hahaha...
Cibai always down to second when speaking of rating of highest appealing and regularity,and publicity and popularity compare to SOHAI,though both possessing similar historical lifespan and origins.
But in cibaikia,we promotes the maximum usage of any words in daily to simultanously sharpen our mouthful skill as the editor and chairman of cibaikia blog.
So whenever,you meet your friend,you should try to add ''sohai''and ''cibai'' jika tidak keberatan.Why not?
Right,Sohai?Right,Cibaikia?

3 comments:
Oii cbkia damn nice post hahahaha when r u launching ur v-r-cbkia campaign? Rmb to print ur cb tees hahahaa
Erm,since ahyap.com edy got definition for sohai,so i thought we cibaikia should have our own version of ''cibaideology''..wahahaha!!
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